Williym Blaik’s plans just changed:
1̶)̶ ̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶e̶x̶e̶c̶u̶t̶e̶d̶.̶
1) Overthrow the eternal tyrant of a wasteland.
2) Save the ^&#* universe.
Williym Blaik – He’s lived all his life in a wasteland, stealing from its tyrant the Witch-Queen Jaxitza. He doesn’t know how a hot-air balloon works. He can’t pronounce tough words like facilitated. In times of stress, he speaks to inanimate objects… and hears them talk back.
Qilliara – She’s a glitchy cyborg who takes 37 minutes to reboot. She utterly lacks a sense of humor, so when she brutally mocks you, it’s no joke. Nor is she joking when she says she’ll kill you if you lose one of her guns. In fact, she doesn’t seem to care at all whether Blaik lives or dies, which makes it doubtful he can convince her to show him this thing she calls the universe that she’s on a desperate mission to save.
Half-mad drifter. Trigger-happy vegetarian cyborg. If the fate of the multiverse depends on these two, you can kiss your reality goodbye.